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What is the fastest tablet pc available?

is there a mobile form of Yahoo Messenger I can use on my Windows Pocket PC PDA / smartphone??

Do you have to pay for the Ipad’s (apple) New version of ipodtouch) wifi, and is it required if you do have to pay for the wifi? Like not have it? Or do you have no choice. thanks, no stupid answers plz or i will report u. Need answer soon, not sure if i should put money aside.
I just reported some guy and the answer left. Honest! I don’t know what happened cuz ive never reported someone till now, but it worked. and ill do it again if you do that. Thank you.

I have a internet tablet pc with xp pro on it and i want to be able to set up some sort of remote program that allows me to launch a program thats installed on it when it connects to the internet and i would also like email notification of when its online.
I have it in my office and if someone uses it when i am not about i would like to be notified by email and then be able to launch a shutdown program or a program to lock the screen with a password.

Someone has been messing around with my pc and i want to know when so i can determin who it is.
I want to take it so such a complicated level as i am a technical person. I supose i could use RAT the trojan that acts as a remote server/access

best pda with gps capabilities?